1 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:57,469 Who has never dreamed of discovering paradise on earth? to sail to a desert island? 2 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,870 Well, here's a story of such a dream becoming reality. 3 00:01:01,122 --> 00:01:03,900 A story that begins in London, at tea time. 4 00:01:03,935 --> 00:01:07,316 Which is not surprising as it is always tea time in London. 5 00:01:07,491 --> 00:01:11,993 On this particular day in the house of the honorable Mr. Bramwell. 6 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,278 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 7 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,596 America's guest You're waiting outside. 8 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,198 America's guest? 9 00:01:23,199 --> 00:01:25,754 Oh, we can't keep you waiting. Hey gentlemen? 10 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,113 Well, don't just stand there gaping, Pringle. Show it immediately. 11 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,756 Are you going in now? 12 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,914 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 13 00:01:46,949 --> 00:01:50,549 No, I'm Mr. Hardy Mr. Laurel's financial treasure. 14 00:01:50,668 --> 00:01:54,389 - But where is Mr. Laurel? - Right here. Mr. Laurel is... 15 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,910 Oh, Mister Laurel We had a good time finding you. 16 00:01:59,529 --> 00:02:02,249 Now gentlemen, let me introduce the two lawyers 17 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,924 who handled his late uncle's affairs in France and Italy 18 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,598 Mr. Hardy... Monsieur Bonfois. Mr. Laurel... Signor Paltroni 19 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:13,993 Signor Paltroni... Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfois... Mr. Laurel. 20 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:19,109 My name is Bramwell. Mr. Hardy! 21 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,953 Well, gentlemen... Can we focus on business? 22 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,918 Thanks, Stanley. 23 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,979 Now, How much was this legacy? 24 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:34,956 You Americans, you never seem believe in formalities, don't you? 25 00:02:35,294 --> 00:02:40,269 There is one thing about us. We always believe in business before pleasure. 26 00:02:40,832 --> 00:02:43,151 Understand... 27 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,170 Forgive me... 28 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:19,540 Thank you very much. 29 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:27,900 Now, could we continue? 30 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:31,128 Indeed We'd better get straight to business. 31 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,940 His uncle was quite eccentric. 32 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,453 He didn't believe in banks. 33 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,134 He insisted on keeping his money in cash. 34 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,697 - And here it is. - What is that? 35 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,136 It's money... I think. 36 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,482 In fact, it is money and a very large sum. 37 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:54,201 - Italian lira. - And French francs. 38 00:03:54,236 --> 00:03:55,454 And English pounds. 39 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:57,537 Stanley... 40 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:01,384 Mr. Laurel, before we really hand over this money to you 41 00:04:01,419 --> 00:04:04,128 There are some administrative charges. 42 00:04:04,163 --> 00:04:08,696 These include, general legal expenses, deflation and motivation, 43 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:13,929 exchange rate fluctuation, exchange rate and some other incidents. 44 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,733 Gentlemen! 45 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:26,813 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 46 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,539 Alright, gentlemen. 47 00:04:32,574 --> 00:04:35,556 My dear Mr. Hardy there is another small item. 48 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:37,292 - And now? - The fees. 49 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:40,898 To save time we had they all found out. 50 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:44,550 Including, of course, a small fee for our services. 51 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:50,510 These deductions represent income tax, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 52 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,531 death taxes and living taxes. 53 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,658 And some other simple taxes. Gentlemen... 54 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,770 I wish Uncle had left me the taxes! 55 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,253 Is this all we get? 56 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,129 - Ah... But you also have an island! - An island? 57 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,138 - And a beautiful yacht. A yacht? 58 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:25,892 A yacht Yes. The yacht is tied up to a dock in Marseille, France. 59 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:29,373 And the island is here in the southern seas. 60 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:34,505 - That sounds wonderful, Ollie! Well, that sounds bloated. But... 61 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,490 How much are the taxes on this? 62 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:39,651 Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 63 00:05:39,686 --> 00:05:41,929 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 64 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:44,326 And this is the deed of the island. 65 00:05:44,327 --> 00:05:48,136 Well now, that clears it. I mean, it clears the property. 66 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:51,850 - Gentlemen, I wish you a good day. Come on, Stanley. 67 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:59,370 Why don't you be careful? 68 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,698 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 69 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,640 And here is your door release. 70 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:22,699 We're going to need a crew for this one. 71 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:26,110 A group? Why do we need a crew? I'm racing this boat! 72 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,472 Well, let's do it. 73 00:06:27,507 --> 00:06:29,448 Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. 74 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:32,630 - How many? - 19,000 75 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,372 Thank you sir and have a good trip. 76 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:37,284 - Merci beaucoup. - Good day. 77 00:06:37,285 --> 00:06:39,536 - Good morning tomorrow! - Thanks. 78 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:42,696 Good thing he didn't take the taxes. We would have nothing left. 79 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:46,697 Oh, forgive me Thank you very much for reminding me. I forgot about this. 80 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,446 Monsieur... 81 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:56,133 Thank you... It's a lot, sir. Too much. 82 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,602 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 83 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:01,215 I didn't know he would accept it. 84 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,411 Come and let's take a look on the boat. 85 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,170 We have a lot of gas! 86 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,819 Leave that thing alone! 87 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,768 Drop it! 88 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,808 - Look, there's a tunnel. - Look. 89 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:15,300 I see? Let's go down. 90 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,988 Why don't you watch? where are you walking? 91 00:08:33,989 --> 00:08:35,960 I couldn't help it. 92 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,939 Oh, it doesn't matter that... Let's see what we have here. 93 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:09,950 - I didn't know they were living below. - Well, they've moved away now! 94 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,139 - What did he say? - I wouldn't want to repeat that. 95 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:15,666 Let's go! 96 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,940 - What happened? - It's none of your business! 97 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,255 Look! 98 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,495 What is that? It is an emergency raft for four people. 99 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:54,375 - You can't put four people in this thing! - You don't understand... 100 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,689 Inside is a compressed air cylinder. 101 00:09:56,690 --> 00:10:01,332 When you release the valve, it explodes big enough to carry four people. 102 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:08,452 Well, what about me? - You don't have to be insulting. 103 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,771 Haven't I always taken care of you? 104 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,776 You are the first one I think of. 105 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,290 I didn't want to hurt your feelings Ollie. 106 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:23,945 Ollie. 107 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,337 Ollie. 108 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,178 Take off that snake skin and get that cargo on board! 109 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,492 And as for me... 110 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,577 What about me? 111 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:18,299 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 112 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,848 Look at this! 113 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:37,138 - What happens here? - There's a man in the cage! 114 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,293 I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be angry. 115 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,934 - I'm a monkey, I tell you! - He is a man without a state. 116 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,688 - what? Someone who does not have a nationality. 117 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,171 He's not a bad guy, actually. It's just that no country seems to want him. 118 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,532 He would do anything to get back on land. Come on Antoine. 119 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,214 Don't you know it's against the law land here without a passport? 120 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,498 Punish me, teach me a lesson put me in prison! 121 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:10,169 But remember, to put me in prison you have to let me land. 122 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:13,421 - How long has he been on your ship, captain? - months. 123 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:19,510 He attempted to disembark at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney, 124 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,969 Brooklyn, Thessaloniki... Everywhere we stopped. 125 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:27,333 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport! 126 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,577 Ah, it's easy to say... 127 00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:32,412 How can I get a passport? if I don't have a country? 128 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,852 And how can I enter the country if I don't have a passport? 129 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,389 I didn't make the regulations. 130 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:40,530 You are not authorized to land in this country and that is the law! 131 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,847 Beautiful laws! 132 00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:44,737 You land monkeys without passports but not human beings! 133 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,375 Get him back on board. 134 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,333 Let's go! 135 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,819 Canned food, a box... Canned food, a box. 136 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,484 - Six-ply plywood... - Six-ply plywood. 137 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:06,299 - Sugar, a bag ... - Sugar, a bag. 138 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,815 Ah... okay. 139 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,976 You will never stop playing hide and seek with us? 140 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,595 Continue. Hit it and fast! 141 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:36,213 But you two always stop me. 142 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,620 Now see here. You are probably a good bricklayer. 143 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,648 Why don't you go and work in Italy? 144 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,534 - But I'm an immigrant! - That's all. Immigrant in Italy. 145 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:46,977 Are you kidding me? How can you immigrate put you out already? 146 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,739 Well maybe, but one thing for sure... 147 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,498 You won't leave Marseille without paying your ticket. 148 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,339 Good morning boys. 149 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,128 - What did you say? - I didn't open my mouth! 150 00:15:06,163 --> 00:15:07,174 Good morning boys! 151 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,939 - Are you going on vacation? - We're heading to the South Seas. 152 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,800 It's a long trip there and a long way back! 153 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,271 But we won't go back. 154 00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:20,170 You see, we own an island outside. Not us, Ollie? 155 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:25,176 - How do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course! 156 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,133 We can't afford one. We don't have money. 157 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,135 We had but they took it all for taxes! 158 00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:32,598 Well, don't worry. 159 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:35,259 I'll send a mechanic for you and it won't cost you a penny! 160 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,537 Well, everything is organized. - What is it? My execution? 161 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,160 There are two characters next to it. 162 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:49,372 They have an island in the South Seas. You are invited. 163 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,936 And you don't need a passport to reach land. 164 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,898 Thanks. Thanks. 165 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,615 - Good morning Stanley. Good morning, Ollie. 166 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,375 - Where are we? Well, we are here. 167 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,338 We shouldn't be. We're going to have to change our course. 168 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,730 Keep it on course. You can eat later. 169 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,369 - But I'm hungry. - I am too! Selfish! 170 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,212 - Your hat. - Thanks. 171 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,688 Forgetting your manners when you arrive... 172 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,370 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 173 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,258 And you and me alone at the main limit. 174 00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,609 What do you mean by alone? He is with us. 175 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:58,824 Oh, of course, Antoine. He is our very, very good friend. 176 00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,135 Yes sir. 177 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:04,730 - And we will share and share in the same way. - Thanks. 178 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:07,533 Thanks. 179 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,609 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some good sea air. 180 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:28,900 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. 181 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,531 When you arrive at the island You better see an optimist. 182 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:41,814 Hot rolls and butter. And then Antoine will present his specialty. 183 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,493 That sounds good. 184 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:52,457 I'll like this, I know. I love cote du... 185 00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:35,705 Hey, Antoine. 186 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,822 I suppose in the garnis you use a small touch of garlic. 187 00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:41,611 I barely use a pinch. 188 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:01,698 A man who would steal food from a friend It's the smallest thing in the world. 189 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,967 I don't know 190 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,851 All I hope for, Stanley, is that you liked your roll. 191 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,268 How could I take advantage? When did you steal? 192 00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:12,617 What do you mean I stole it? You stole this! 193 00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:17,767 I wish you knew how happy I am have you two as my friends. 194 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,880 I'd like to give you a toast. 195 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,615 - I give you friendship! - Friendship! 196 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:23,616 See how! 197 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,458 Let's have another one, huh? 198 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,514 - For friendship! - For friendship! 199 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,138 - For friendship! - Here's to your health! 200 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,778 - Friendship... - That's a really good thing, isn't it? 201 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,737 No! Definitely not! 202 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,408 Ah, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 203 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:31,529 Antoine will serve you your masterpiece. 204 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,723 - What's the problem now? - You know what the problem is. 205 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:20,565 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 206 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,986 You have a lot of courage... 207 00:22:23,987 --> 00:22:26,572 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 208 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,211 - I'm very sorry. - Well, you should be! 209 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,134 Just a minute! 210 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,415 Where are my potatoes? 211 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:47,216 Now listen... If you think I ate your roll and your potato, weigh me. 212 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,110 Well, if you didn't, who did? 213 00:23:04,609 --> 00:23:06,373 You can't scare us with that. 214 00:23:06,374 --> 00:23:09,722 As admiral of this ship, I'll let Stanley put you in irons! 215 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:12,298 What is all this? 216 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:18,418 - You stole my potato! - Yes! And my roll ... and chop! 217 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,182 In fact... 218 00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:22,687 Who is steering the boat? 219 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:28,263 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I tied the wheel to its course. 220 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:37,831 Well, for the first time you used your head. 221 00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:42,325 Thanks, Ollie. I'll try to do this more often. 222 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,804 - What was that? - The engine stopped! 223 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:55,539 - Fix it. You are the engineer. - To tell the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 224 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,739 The captain on that boat made up that story Just to get rid of me. 225 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:03,659 As always, I'll have to do everything myself! 226 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:07,579 - Get up on deck and wait! - Keep what? 227 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,819 Stay on deck! 228 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:15,423 We'll take up this little issue later! 229 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:25,529 What do you think is wrong with this? 230 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,659 There's no point in guessing. We're going to have to take it apart and find out. 231 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:33,659 - In other words, use your head. - For what? 232 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:37,819 Well you could use yours for a bowling ball! 233 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:43,531 - You mean one of those with a hole in it? - Exactly! 234 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:45,804 Now give me a hand. 235 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:53,218 Now let this be a lesson to you. 236 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:05,751 Here. 237 00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:20,674 Drop it! 238 00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:35,636 Ollie? 239 00:25:35,671 --> 00:25:37,287 What? 240 00:25:37,322 --> 00:25:40,219 The gas tank is empty! 241 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:43,419 Why didn't you tell me this before? 242 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:47,338 Give me the parts and I'll put them together again 243 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,780 Now we have nothing left but the candle. 244 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,325 Now, when I give the signal you pull. 245 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,190 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 246 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,297 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 247 00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:26,459 You have no rights here! 248 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,372 I have my rights! I'm coming as a stowaway! 249 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:31,687 They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. 250 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,225 - No. - Listen friends... 251 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,774 I could have easily been a stowaway on any other boat. 252 00:26:35,775 --> 00:26:37,990 I happened to choose this one. 253 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,539 So you have to find me and ruin everything. 254 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,952 We had to use the candle because the engines broke down! 255 00:26:42,987 --> 00:26:47,459 - Why don't you try to fix the engine? - We tried, but it fell into the sea. 256 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:48,596 Fell into the sea... 257 00:26:48,597 --> 00:26:52,762 Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land dwellers! 258 00:26:52,797 --> 00:26:56,990 Who can drop the engine into the ocean! The ocean! 259 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,619 You know, I think we offended him. 260 00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,179 What is happening? What happens here? 261 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,219 We have a stowaway on board. This is Antoine, the chef. 262 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:05,520 Giovanni Copini. - Nice to meet you, sir. 263 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:07,884 - And this is Stanley. - How are you. 264 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,737 How are you. 265 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,167 Why don't you be careful? 266 00:27:21,202 --> 00:27:23,824 Let's go... We can't waste all day talking! 267 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:26,990 Get that rope! Raise the sail! Keep going! 268 00:27:26,134 --> 00:27:28,339 You, the fat one, stay on the other side! 269 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,608 To pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 270 00:27:30,643 --> 00:27:33,846 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 271 00:27:39,123 --> 00:27:40,624 To pull! 272 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,394 Just in time for lunch. 273 00:28:19,429 --> 00:28:23,190 It doesn't matter to eat. What happened to my pants? 274 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,769 I put them there to dry. You can... 275 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,778 Hey, the boat is moving! 276 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,420 You stay... 277 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:46,459 - How cool, Stan, Stanley? - Of course it is. 278 00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:49,199 Just like playing at school. 279 00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:51,939 We're all playing hooky more or less. 280 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,590 Giovanni, What are you playing hooky? 281 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,460 From a world where they always tell me what to do and how to do it. 282 00:28:59,495 --> 00:29:01,463 We don't blame you. 283 00:29:01,498 --> 00:29:02,809 And you, What are you playing hooky? 284 00:29:02,844 --> 00:29:03,872 Taxes! 285 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:06,901 Yes... We don't like taxes! 286 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:11,407 Hey, Antoine... What about you? Where is your home? 287 00:29:11,442 --> 00:29:17,309 My house I don't know? The whole world should be man's country. 288 00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:22,505 But for me... Someone appears to have locked all the doors. 289 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:26,179 I can just see our island now... 290 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,652 Palm trees... Flowers... 291 00:29:29,687 --> 00:29:34,602 The sun to warm us... And the gentle rain. 292 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,930 A storm! Don't you think Is it better to prepare the boat? 293 00:29:47,128 --> 00:29:48,859 Yes, looks bad. 294 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:52,379 - I've never seen one like that before. - Me too! 295 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:56,883 - We better lower the sail! - I'll take the lifeboat! 296 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,337 Lower the sail! 297 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:14,420 Help! Help! 298 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:34,500 Oh, look at this! 299 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,309 An island! 300 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:40,539 We are on an island! Stanley, we're in a... 301 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:53,928 We are on an island! Take a look! 302 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,699 Take a look! 303 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:59,108 I'm too high to peek. 304 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:06,650 See... Oh boy! 305 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,515 An atoll! That's what it is! An atoll! 306 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:12,190 Let's go! 307 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,779 - Easy easy! - Everything is fine! Everything is fine. 308 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,476 Let's go fishing now, shall we? Give me a basket. 309 00:35:19,511 --> 00:35:20,739 Immediately! 310 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,539 Fast! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 311 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,369 Don't forget to put some garlic in it? 312 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:30,128 Oh without it, it wouldn't be a true bouillabaisse. 313 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:11,173 - Well, it doesn't look so bad. - Still in good condition. 314 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:31,823 Antoine, what time Are you serving dinner? 315 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:34,524 If you want to eat You better go build a fire. 316 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,377 And you my boy... Go clean the fish. 317 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:41,444 You take the paper and I'll get the wood. 318 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,419 - Ollie? - Yes? 319 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:50,688 Wait a minute, will you? 320 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:05,248 Do you know guys? There seems to be Lots of space to build houses here. 321 00:37:05,283 --> 00:37:07,667 Yes... He's definitely naked around here. 322 00:37:08,961 --> 00:37:10,219 Admiral, What do we do on a desert island? 323 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:15,259 Here is a man who was shipwrecked and he did everything right. I listen. 324 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:18,159 Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 325 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:21,590 His father wanted him to become a lawyer. 326 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,109 But young Crusoe longed to go to sea. 327 00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:38,130 Our modern Robinson Crusoe got used to their new life. 328 00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:43,889 Using the latest agricultural methods they tamed the wild land. 329 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:54,226 And Mother Nature provided them with lots of fresh water. 330 00:37:55,930 --> 00:37:59,682 Oscar. Oscar! 331 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:25,219 For animals as well as for men This island has become a true paradise. 332 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:31,506 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam is bored. 333 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:35,939 But... But what is this? Where are these stones taking us to? 334 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:38,499 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 335 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:43,139 And who do we find? Eve! I beg your pardon... Chérie Lamour. 336 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:45,170 Today is your big day. 337 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,268 First of all, she's auditioning in the cockatoo, the smartest nightclub in town. 338 00:38:50,303 --> 00:38:54,680 And she is also expected in court for an important occasion. 339 00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:58,444 She is going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer. 340 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,378 Miss Lamour, this way, please. 341 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,990 Oh my love I'm so happy 342 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,739 It hardly seems like that. You're three quarters late! 343 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:12,719 You won't grumble about three small quarters of an hour? 344 00:39:12,754 --> 00:39:14,619 Marriage is a very important thing. 345 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:17,380 And I would like before proceeding further... 346 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:19,347 - I got my contract. - What contract? 347 00:39:19,382 --> 00:39:21,775 When we get married we will to share everything in common. 348 00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,438 That's not what I'm talking about. 349 00:39:23,473 --> 00:39:26,139 My contract with the cockatoo! My premiere is tomorrow night. 350 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,299 Then you can come and see me before you browse. 351 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,166 Miss Lamour... Please... 352 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,139 Oh, but I hear you Your honor. 353 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:37,379 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant... Marriage is a very important thing. 354 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:40,990 - Just a minute. - It's more unusual, but if... 355 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:44,190 I must understand that you intend continue your career after we get married? 356 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,833 But of course, my love. You never suggested that I should give up. 357 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:50,668 I never broached the subject because I took it for granted 358 00:39:50,703 --> 00:39:53,509 that you would dedicate yourself entirely for me. 359 00:39:53,544 --> 00:39:56,514 Nothing would please me more if you were here the whole time. 360 00:39:56,549 --> 00:39:59,736 But when you spend ten months outside the year sailing the seas. 361 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:02,915 What do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge? 362 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:06,590 - Calm down, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, your honor! 363 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,339 But I won't send for this kind of blackmail! 364 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:10,739 In that case I'm not going to stop here. 365 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,819 Think about it, but think quickly. 366 00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:15,146 Please sir... 367 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:18,291 Let him go, your honor. I'm not going to chase him! Do you hear me? 368 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:19,837 Miss Lamour... 369 00:40:19,872 --> 00:40:21,811 He will never see me again. 370 00:40:21,846 --> 00:40:26,813 I don't know what I'm going to do yet but I will make sure he never finds me. 371 00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:52,539 Come here. I want to talk to you. 372 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:54,824 Where were you a while ago? 373 00:40:54,859 --> 00:40:57,379 I was at the beach getting these fish for dinner. I see? 374 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,739 I was working in the garden. 375 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:02,139 Did you see or hear anything? 376 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:04,219 Just the waves. - Why? 377 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,949 I'll tell you why. 378 00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:10,902 'Cause I was going down by the lagoon and I thought I heard the engines of a large boat. 379 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:14,539 Then he whistled. The moment I went up to see... 380 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:19,900 - There was nothing there. - That was because he had left. 381 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:23,407 - What it was? - The boat. 382 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:31,154 You want to tell me you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 383 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:35,685 I saw and waved at him but it didn't wave back, so I... 384 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:39,498 Get us something to drink before I forget. 385 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:46,574 Forgive me. 386 00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:01,990 - What's the matter with you? - I think I saw something. 387 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:07,211 - What are you talking about? - There's a girl in the kitchen. 388 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:10,922 You are absolutely right. 389 00:42:10,957 --> 00:42:12,499 There she is! 390 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,430 Hello. 391 00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:27,613 - Hello everyone. - How did you get here? 392 00:42:27,648 --> 00:42:29,189 Well... 393 00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:33,859 - You can say I was knocked down by a witch. - Like someone who rides a broomstick? 394 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:37,579 I'm sorry about this invasion, but You'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 395 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,515 It will be a pleasure. 396 00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:42,779 I knew I should have built a guest house a long time ago. 397 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:45,144 Ah... Is there no place for me to stay? 398 00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:47,886 Don't worry your pretty little head about it. 399 00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:50,593 Giovanni and Antoine He's going to live with Stanley and me. 400 00:42:50,594 --> 00:42:52,803 And you can stay right here. 401 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:53,895 You are very kind. 402 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:56,865 Come my little princess and I will show you to your boudoir. 403 00:42:56,900 --> 00:43:00,270 You know, I think I'll like this place. 404 00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:03,641 It's swelling. You don't need to shave or anything. 405 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,166 I left my bags on the beach With all my things. 406 00:43:13,201 --> 00:43:16,339 Gentlemen, take the lady's luggage and bring him to your castle. 407 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,579 Thanks. 408 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,149 What's that funny thing up there? 409 00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:23,434 This, my dear, is the wreckage from the good ship Momus. 410 00:43:23,469 --> 00:43:26,719 I will never forget the day that I found this island. 411 00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:29,699 It was a terrible night dark as pitch. 412 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,859 It was so pitchy you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 413 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,139 Exactly, Stanley! 414 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:39,190 Then suddenly I saw this port. 415 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,265 I put her bow in the teeth of the gale, 416 00:43:42,266 --> 00:43:46,979 I tied myself to the steering wheel and stranded her on that pinnacle. 417 00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:49,539 And it's been there ever since. 418 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:52,525 Well boys, you must have had difficulty in reaching that high. 419 00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:53,619 He read it in a book. 420 00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:57,379 Come my dear. Book... 421 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:01,708 One two three... Everything there. Thanks. 422 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:52,207 Stanley, have you forgotten? that we have company? 423 00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:00,764 Gentlemen, feel free. 424 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:11,124 Gentlemen! 425 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,259 Stanley... 426 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:43,419 - This is my side. - Well, there's no room on my side. 427 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:46,779 Well the right thing to do is to take turns. 428 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:52,779 While one sits, the other sleeps and when he wakes up, we change. 429 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:57,939 That's what I call sport. Thanks, Ollie. 430 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:04,779 That's a good idea. I sleep and when you wake up I sleep again. 431 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:07,642 Haven't you forgotten something? 432 00:46:09,415 --> 00:46:13,400 Haven't you forgotten something? 433 00:46:13,390 --> 00:46:14,814 Ah... Good evening, Ollie. 434 00:46:14,849 --> 00:46:16,198 I'm sorry, Ollie. 435 00:46:16,233 --> 00:46:17,779 Get up and put out the candle. 436 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:22,347 - But you said I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 437 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,130 Ollie. 438 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,744 Ollie. 439 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,973 Ollie. 440 00:46:43,362 --> 00:46:47,453 - Are you still awake? - No! 441 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,588 Forgive me. 442 00:48:38,923 --> 00:48:42,505 - What is this thing? - Take care! 443 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:59,255 Open the window and we will expel him. 444 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,639 This morning I will prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelet with fine herbs. 445 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,999 Omelette... Bah! 446 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,919 Today I will draw the plans to a splendid villa with a large Roman bath. 447 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,319 What are you going to do, Ollie? 448 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,159 I'll give you, friends, a piece of my mind. Chérie is a nice girl, isn't she? 449 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,541 - exquisite! - Charming! 450 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:45,737 Beautiful too! 451 00:49:45,772 --> 00:49:46,959 And we're all friends, aren't we? 452 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,559 - Of course. Naturally. 453 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,319 Well I make a move we never leave a woman come among us. Awake? 454 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,999 - Of course. - I agree. 455 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,390 Now let's get dressed. 456 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,519 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - sandpaper? 457 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,326 - In that closet. - Thanks. 458 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,959 Forgive me. 459 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,600 Thanks. 460 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,639 Forgive me. 461 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,141 Thanks. 462 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,275 Forgive me. 463 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,559 Thank you very much. 464 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,321 Forgive me. 465 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,854 Thanks. 466 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,123 Forgive me. 467 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,689 Hey! 468 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,553 Look! 469 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,246 Hello. 470 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,199 What's the problem? 471 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,504 Does the cat have its tongues? 472 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,287 Glad you are this morning. 473 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,872 Let's go! Let's go... I want you to sit down. 474 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,960 I will have food on the table in two seconds. 475 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,390 - Look! She made clean dishes! - Even a tablecloth! 476 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,896 - And clean napkins! - She even swept the floor. 477 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,959 Does this belong to anyone? 478 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,370 - I've never seen this guy before. Nobody knows. 479 00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:54,820 No. 480 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,879 It's mine. 481 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,359 He's a friend. 482 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,217 It's just someone I met once. 483 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,359 I have a little surprise which I hope you like. 484 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,135 - What? Other? - What is that? 485 00:53:23,136 --> 00:53:26,636 A bouillabaisse! 486 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:30,559 Tell me... Did your boyfriend like bouillabaisse? 487 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,681 Oh, he loved it. 488 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:27,724 Is this the warehouse you're building? As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 489 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,575 This is not a warehouse! 490 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,319 It's for you. 491 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,679 - For me? - Yes for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 492 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,519 Did you really think were we building a refrigerator? 493 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:08,623 We were afraid you would find out so we put up all the decorations last night. 494 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,757 Between. 495 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,845 It's just adorable. 496 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,519 You have all been wonderful friends. This is the first real house I've ever owned. 497 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,362 I'm so glad I could... 498 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:23,708 You're not content with just being a singer. You also have to be the comedian. 499 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:33,766 What are you playing now? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? 500 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,882 This is the guy in the photo that she carries with her. 501 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,679 Good! You tracked me! What now? 502 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,799 You're wrong, baby. I never tried to track you. 503 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,799 Our old friend Dolan reported seeing an unknown island. 504 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,639 My business here is to map this. My men are out there working on it now. 505 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:59,121 I suppose I should have my head examined But I'll give you one more chance. 506 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:04,673 Go and pack your things and get off at the beach in 15 minutes. 507 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,959 - For what? - I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 508 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,498 Not for you! 509 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,239 Lieutenant! Come soon! We found something! 510 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,953 HE IS WELL. I will be fine with you. 511 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,978 This is your last chance. Are you coming? 512 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,505 No! 513 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:38,266 Better keep an eye on this guy. He looks like a man who would rob our island. 514 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,559 It's uranium! The place is loaded with this. 515 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,646 Uranium? 516 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,208 Which of you boys happened to land on this island first? 517 00:58:04,243 --> 00:58:05,679 Let me handle this, guys. 518 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,729 Why do you ask that? 519 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:09,719 Because this will determine which nation owns the island. 520 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,581 We are all our own owners. 521 00:58:11,616 --> 00:58:13,679 Of course, of course... You own the island. 522 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,719 You are the real owners, but some country has to claim sovereignty. 523 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,134 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country 524 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,359 whose citizen he was the first to set foot on it. 525 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,879 - So any country can take our island? - It is true. 526 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,959 What if this country has immigration laws? 527 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,439 - You will have to respect these laws. - Even income tax laws? 528 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,535 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 529 00:58:37,570 --> 00:58:40,559 Do you know what they are trying to do? They are trying to get our geraniums. 530 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:46,270 - That's right! - Forgive us for just a moment! 531 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,559 Let's tell him we all landed on the island at the same time. 532 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:03,359 We cannot tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 533 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,839 - It was a terrible night and... - Okay, okay. 534 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,999 See how it is. I was the first man to set foot on this island. 535 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,199 - HE IS WELL. What is your name? Antoine. 536 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,390 - Antoine what? - Antoine Master of Cooking. 537 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,679 - nationality? - I don't have any! 538 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:31,559 You see, he is what is known as a man without a country. Or in other words, a displaced person. 539 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,999 Understand, he is lost and cannot find himself. 540 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,653 I hear, you have to have a nationality. 541 00:59:36,688 --> 00:59:39,999 I explained that in all ports where I wanted to land. 542 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,199 But no country wanted to have me. 543 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,599 Every country now will want to have you! 544 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,865 I will go and radio the authorities and throw it into someone's lap. 545 00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,359 So long, gentlemen. 546 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,626 - Bye bye... - So long, Lieutenant. 547 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,704 Every hour, at the time this station is giving you detailed reports... 548 01:00:05,739 --> 01:00:08,551 - about difficulties ... - from the great states... 549 01:00:08,552 --> 01:00:10,191 in the meantime... 550 01:00:10,226 --> 01:00:11,519 the recent discovery in the Pacific... 551 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,759 of an island that will be known hereafter referred to as Atoll H. 552 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,719 I beg your forgiveness. Like Atoll K. 553 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,199 After a fortnight of conferences... 554 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,521 The great powers in a joint statement issued today, 555 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:28,199 announced the appointment of an international commission... 556 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,285 to decide which nation sovereign rights will be granted... 557 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,392 about the island that appeared from the ocean just a short time 558 01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:37,644 and will be known as Atoll K. 559 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,483 This statement was welcome with relief in world capitals. 560 01:00:40,518 --> 01:00:42,826 Now it has become just a matter of time 561 01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:45,839 before some government raises the flag over Atoll K. 562 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,319 Some government's flag, they say. 563 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,605 Did you hear that? 564 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,603 Well... Why don't we have our own government? 565 01:00:53,638 --> 01:00:57,900 Chérie is right! 566 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:03,233 I will write a constitution like it has never been written before. 567 01:01:04,686 --> 01:01:06,360 Sharpen it! 568 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,879 This will have to be a short constitution. 569 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,799 Now... 570 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,719 We... 571 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,319 the people of... 572 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,642 Do? 573 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,269 Crusoeland... 574 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,839 To save our island, 575 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:48,879 Hereby form a government. 576 01:01:49,303 --> 01:01:50,947 Now what kind of government do we want? 577 01:01:50,948 --> 01:01:52,919 Very little government It would be good, I think. 578 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,679 - Not many laws. - And no passports. 579 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,759 No passports. 580 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,470 - And no arrests. - No arrests. 581 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,879 What? 582 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,919 - No taxes. - No taxes. 583 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,279 This is getting to be a perfect government. 584 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,799 And I will add... No laws and no money. 585 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,919 And that's all we have room for. 586 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,559 Now, the next step is to hold an election. I vote for myself as president. 587 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,439 - And Stanley repeats the movement. - But I am the discoverer of our island! 588 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,159 I vote for me! You vote for me too, don't you? 589 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,559 No no. Giovanni, vote only for Giovanni! 590 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,605 Election is over! 591 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,639 Cherie. 592 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,999 Count the votes. 593 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,959 One vote for Giovanni. One vote for Antoine. 594 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,559 One two three... Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 595 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,860 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 596 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,599 As president of Crusoeland, Now I'm going to choose my office. 597 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:13,519 - Chérie, you are my vice president. Thank you, Mr President. 598 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,679 Antoine, you are my foreign minister. 599 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,390 I'm very proud. 600 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,559 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. 601 01:03:22,594 --> 01:03:25,439 You couldn't have done a better choice. 602 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,930 Well, that's it! 603 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:35,519 - What about me? - Stanley, you are the people! 604 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,839 I don't want to be the people. 605 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,202 What do you mean, Don't you want to be the people? 606 01:03:40,237 --> 01:03:42,559 There are more of you than what is there of us! 607 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,399 - Do you mean that there is a lot of me? - Certainly! 608 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,959 Oh well! Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 609 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,639 Mr. President, but now we will have to have a flag. 610 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,483 Giovanni is right. We cannot have a government without a flag. 611 01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,839 - Can't we use this as a flag? - This will be perfect! 612 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:08,148 - Yes, but we'll need an emblem. - Wait a second. I have an idea. 613 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,756 It's impossible to keep this house clean. 614 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,391 Look at this. Terrible. 615 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,806 I see? The dust did that. 616 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,479 -Stan, Ollie! - What happened? 617 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,250 It feels like we are being invaded. 618 01:05:36,285 --> 01:05:39,582 What happened? Take a look at the beach. 619 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:56,147 Under the principle of self-determination, the constitution proposed by the government, 620 01:05:56,182 --> 01:05:59,279 was ratified unanimously. 621 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:05,602 We have no alternative but to recognize this new sovereign state, Crusoeland. 622 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,384 Forgive me. 623 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,479 - Waiter, waiter! - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. 624 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,165 - Poor Antoine. - Poor Antoine is right. 625 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,999 - What do you want now? - You! 626 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,519 Let me go. You can't do that. 627 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,199 They said it's a free country here. 628 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,706 As president of this island I demand that you give up. 629 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,258 Do it again! 630 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,252 You stay out of this, idiot! 631 01:07:42,287 --> 01:07:44,319 I'll have you thrown away this island for that! 632 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,367 Yes. We will import it! 633 01:07:46,368 --> 01:07:50,321 If I were you, my good friends, I wouldn't be so sure. 634 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,773 See you later. 635 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,279 Gentlemen. 636 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,390 I'll send him away this island, if it's the last thing I do. 637 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,919 - That's not possible. - Why not? 638 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,390 - Because we don't have such laws. - Yes. That would be very difficult. 639 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,338 We would be forced to change the constitution. 640 01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:10,136 If you want my advice, Mr. President, call a cabinet meeting. 641 01:08:10,171 --> 01:08:11,799 That's a good idea. Let's go. 642 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:15,189 We will attend to this right now! 643 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,643 Have fun, guys. We're back. 644 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,959 It sure is quiet out there. 645 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,965 That's because I showed a steady hand with our proclamation. 646 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:05,340 Now I'm going to take a tour of the island and test audience reaction. 647 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,834 You don't need to. They are coming to visit you. 648 01:09:08,869 --> 01:09:11,282 They are coming to apologize. 649 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,110 I knew it would bring them to your senses. 650 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,401 - Who wrote this? - He did! 651 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,359 - I now put you under arrest! - But he's the president. 652 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,909 He certainly is. 653 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:39,839 - Why don't you hang him? - You just gave me an excellent idea. 654 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:45,199 You will confess everything and then you will be hanged like lords at dawn. 655 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,386 Thank you very much. 656 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:54,839 - What did he say? - Why don't you keep your mouth shut? 657 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,239 - Are you going to hang her too? - Of course. 658 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,199 - What can I say, but thank you. - I can't believe my ears. 659 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,119 Well if you can't believe those ears, You can't believe anything. 660 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,194 Place some guards around the house. 661 01:10:09,195 --> 01:10:12,847 I'll go right away and start a crew building a gallows. 662 01:10:12,882 --> 01:10:17,719 Oh, by the way... Now that I'm going To be president, I will need this outfit. 663 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,363 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 664 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:33,336 - I still don't believe my ... - Shut up! 665 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,468 See if the guards are still outside. 666 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,904 He missed me! 667 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,359 Attention! Attention! 668 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,559 Commander in Chief, Tahiti Geographic Station. calling Lieutenant Frazer. 669 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:26,199 Report your position. 8:30 am, 15 meter wavelength... More. 670 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,359 Lucky I was hired to come here like a radio operator. 671 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,388 Without Alecto I would be sunk. 672 01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:35,506 This reminds me. He was just looking for you, Alecto. 673 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,522 - Where is he? - Oh, there. 674 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:48,959 Hello. Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 675 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,771 Lieutenant... For you. 676 01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,564 Sounds like a lady. 677 01:11:55,565 --> 01:11:58,199 Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 678 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,390 Hello, Snow White. Don't tell me the dwarves are bothering you. 679 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,412 Hello Jack. Listen to me. You have to come immediately. 680 01:12:04,447 --> 01:12:07,475 They started a revolution... They are building a gallows... 681 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:10,503 They will hang everyone. I need you! Do you hear me? 682 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,906 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 683 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,249 One two three four... Let's go! 684 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,790 - Get out! Fast! - Is this another one of your tricks? 685 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:02,390 - What do you mean, tricks? - Of course, she's full of them. 686 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,359 - We went out and the guards shot us. - You're wrong! 687 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:10,300 I just got rid of the guards outside. I put a rock in my bag. 688 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:15,279 I went with Alecto just because one of us he had to remain free to save others. 689 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,364 - What are we waiting for? - Let's go! 690 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:22,239 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 691 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,359 I have to stay here and send them in the other direction. 692 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:28,732 - Thank you very much, miss. - Now hurry up! Hurry up! 693 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,634 - How did this happen? - I don't have time to explain! 694 01:14:55,635 --> 01:14:58,399 You have to run and try to catch these brutes. 695 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,159 Did you notice where they went? 696 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:05,163 - That way! - Follow me! 697 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,870 There they are! 698 01:15:28,905 --> 01:15:30,982 Follow me! 699 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,804 Hurry up! They went this way! 700 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:02,120 Hey, look at this! 701 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:20,594 I think we're safe here. 702 01:16:20,629 --> 01:16:23,842 You don't? 703 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:37,422 He must have passed out. 704 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,802 What happened? 705 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,559 Cherie! 706 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,683 It's Chérie! 707 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,310 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. 708 01:17:12,345 --> 01:17:15,689 I didn't know it was you. Please look at me. 709 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,763 - How did you get them? - But I... 710 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:25,889 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her purse! 711 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,408 Fast! Get them out of here! 712 01:17:28,409 --> 01:17:31,959 We will give the signal for the show to start. 713 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:36,319 As a thank you for your help, without which I would never have made it, 714 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:43,300 I'm giving you the honor of pulling the lever This will leave these traitors in eternity. 715 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:57,839 Alecto! Alecto! This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! 716 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,914 - Look where he is. - What are you talking about? 717 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:04,756 She dominated us and let them escape! 718 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,105 I don't understand. I just checked. 719 01:19:16,106 --> 01:19:19,274 We are exactly in the position where the island was. 720 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,239 - Oh no! - What do you mean? 721 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,799 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 722 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,759 It took him a long time to get here! 723 01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,711 This world of ours definitely not a fair place 724 01:19:37,712 --> 01:19:40,159 but people continue to live the same way. 725 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,719 Chérie Lamour is finally marry your lieutenant 726 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:47,119 And they are looking forward to many years of happy married life. 727 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,463 Do you accept your wife? Miss Chérie Lamour? 728 01:19:50,498 --> 01:19:52,199 OK! 729 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,790 - I now pronounce you man and woman. - You abandoned me. 730 01:19:55,801 --> 01:19:56,519 I abandoned you, you say? 731 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:59,453 Giovanni is back to his native Italy. 732 01:19:59,454 --> 01:20:04,319 Instead of building marble palaces, he will keep building fences forever. 733 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,559 Antoine was brought back to the boat he fled from. 734 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:13,159 Still eager to give up this life of pilgrimage, he tries once more his usual means of escape. 735 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:18,763 But this time he succeeded in the wrong type of cage. 736 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,879 As for our two heroes, 737 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,879 after all your mishaps, they finally got their inheritance. 738 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:36,639 Your own South Sea island and there far from all the cares of the world, 739 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:40,790 they settle down for a well-deserved rest. 740 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:45,199 That sure was nice of Frazer and Chérie land us here on our own royal island. 741 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,439 Give us all this food and everything... 742 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:51,839 - Just like a new beginning in life. - It certainly is. 743 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:55,815 And they will send us new supplies every six months. 744 01:20:55,816 --> 01:20:58,399 Finally, all our problems are over. 745 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:03,639 Yes sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 746 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:08,300 And no one to tell us what to do. 747 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:12,559 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 748 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,719 This is our island! 749 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:15,839 There must be a mistake. 750 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:20,568 This island was taken over by the government for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 751 01:21:20,603 --> 01:21:23,408 Furthermore, you were also fined for being late. 752 01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:26,214 It's my duty to enjoy your supplies and food. 753 01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:28,408 Get it out of here! 754 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:39,319 Well here's another beautiful mess in that you put me in! 755 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:43,598 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything...